#I love women like huahua

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Mommy HuaHua 🥵🥴🔥 (Reposting drawings from twitter uwu)

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I have exceeded my word limit for tumblr, so I have to post this chapter in parts■■■■ this is part 1

Yao : Xiaobao, Xiaoyu, this is your Nainai. 

Xiaobao: hey, Nainai.

Meng Shi: hi baby. *strokes his hair* you're so energetic, like A-Song. 

And you look so much like Lingling. 

Taihua: *shyly hugging Meng Shi's leg*

Xiaobao: Lingling?

Meng Shi: your biological grandma. 

Xiaobao: oh! 

Meng Shi: I'm so happy to have you. 

Your Meng genes are showing.

Xiaobao, this is my personal maid, sister figure and confidante, Sisi. 

Xiaobao: Sisi? That reminds me of when I went to Yucui building. There was someone named Sisi. 

Zhaocai: *face palms*

Sisi: isn't that a brothel in Huaizhou?

Meng Shi: you went to a brothel? 

Xiaobao: yea, I used to. 

Yao: Xiaobao, that's strictly prohibited. 

Huaizhou isn't a part of my empire, but still.

Xiaobao: ok A-Die, I won't do it again.

Yet one time I had saved a woman from being mistreated, so you should give me some credit! 

Yao: how virtuous! You're definitely my son. 

Qin Su: that's really heroic of you. 

Your A-Die had banned exploitation of women, then he let them get proper jobs. 

Equal to men. 

Xiaobao: A-Die is an amazing emperor indeed. 

Why don't you add Huaizhou? 

Yao: because it's owned by another emperor.

Huaien's dad.

And I don't think there are fox spirits there. 

Xiaobao: oh.

Yao: I own Annan though.

Meng Shi: mn. 

Babies, meet Huahua. 

*sits and put taihua on her lap* 

Xiaobao: hii taihua. I'm your new brother.

Call me, San ge.

Taihua: San ge. You look very fun.

Xiaobao: of course I am!

Taihua: are you going to be cool with Song gege? 

Xiaobao: yup. 

This is Xiaoyu, your big sis.

Taihua: oh waw! Hey Xiaoyu. 

Xiaoyu: you're a princess?

Taihua: mhm. 

Xiaoyu: I'm one too! 

And don't worry, Hua. I'll share my toys with you. 

Taihua: and I'll share mine with you too! But dont touch my gifts that Song gege gave me. 

Xiaoyu: I understand. I'm close to my gege too!

Wen Ruohan: *enters* Yao'er. So this is your adopted son with Meng blood. 

Xiaoyu: *scared* Nainai.

Meng Shi: he won't hurt you, dear.

Taihua: that's just yeye.

Yao: yes A-Die, isn't he lovely? 

Xiaobao: no offense, but you look so scary. 

Wen Ruohan: offense? That's a compliment. 

I'm Wen Ruohan, the former Wen sect leader! But now I'm Meng Shi's concubine.

Xiaobao: you're my yeye then?? So cool!

Wen Ruohan: yup. 

I'm only scary towards Yao'er's concubines.

Xue yang: no you're not.

Wen Ruohan: xue gui fei, would you mind.

Xiaobao: xue gui fei?

Yao: ah, now to introduce you to team dimple.

This is Xue yang, Xue gui fei.

Xue yang: 'sup.

Xiaobao: are you a relative of Xiaoyu? Her name is supposed to be xue lianqing, but she lost her memory for a while and we adopted her.

Xue yang: I don't really know actually. 

I grew up on the streets in Kuizhou.

Xiaobao: oh, how tragic. 

Xiaoyu's entire clan was massacred. And my family were good friends with the xues.

Xue yang: huh. What a surprise to see a fellow xue. 

Jiggy, I made her! Just for you. Just for you Jiggy.

Yao: *laughing* yangyang, this is not the time. 

Xue yang:  then when is the time, Jiggy. 

*hugs* Jiggy, I love you.

Rusong: you'll get used to it.

Xiaobao: team dimple is something else! I could look at them and laugh all day.

Mo xuanyu: Xiaobao, you're just like Yao gege! Fabulous as always. 

I'm your uncle mo, and I can give you a makeover if you like.

Xiaobao: I'll keep that in mind.

Su she: well you know me already. And Suyin is my cousin and head member of the Moling Su sect.

Xiaobao: yea. I'm a little familiar with you.

Suyin: Minshan. *points to Xichen* is that the Lan Zhan who gave you hard time? I'll give him a piece of my mind.

Su she: no no, that's his brother, Lan lips. 

Suyin: what? Lan. Lips is his name? 

Su she: it's actually Lan Xichen. But he's just as irritating. He always takes up Huangdi's attention.

Suyin: but Huangdi belongs to team dimple, well  it's the other way around.

Anyways I want to meet Lan zhan.

Meng Shi: oh Suyin, why do you want to see whiny zhan? There's nothing interesting about him.

Suyin: taihou, I hated how he treated Minshan, as well as Yao Huangdi. So I want to beat him up.

Meng Shi: oh my. 

You're a lot like your cousin. 

Xichen: ah, Taihou. You see I just mind my business 

Xiaobao, welcome to the family. I'm Lan Xichen.

Xiaobao: hey. Nice to meet you. You know Huaien can pass as a Lan sect member.

He's gorgeous too.

Xichen: that's right. He's very goodlooking and elegant.

But he seems shy.

Xiaobao: he'll open up soon. 

Xichen: I'm an introvert whisperer.

Huaisang: hey Xiaobao. So you're a Meng? That is really interesting.

Xiaobao: yea, and I'm happy I'm here.

I'm glad that the Meng dynasty is progressing. 

Huaisang: I'm happy too.

Mo xuanyu: Huaisang was shady. Like really shady. 

But he's afraid of Wen Ruohan so. 

Huaisang: xuanyu shhh!! I don't know anything at all.

Mo xuanyu: Huaisang, you know I'll call you out. Team d is the most real people you can meet.

And Xiaobao needs to know. 

Xiaobao: A-Die sure has some dramatic  people in his harem. Guess he's never bored.

Yao: you're right.

Mingjue: I'm nie Mingjue. Huaisang's elder brother.

Jiang cheng: and I'm Jiang cheng.

Xiaobao: ah, cool. Nice to meet you. 

Yao: I'm so glad you met everyone, dear.

Now time to unlock your hulijing attributes. 

Can you please kneel. 

Xiaobao: yea *kneels*

Team dimple: *kneels* 

Yao: not you, team dimple. 

Rusong: team d, can you simp a little later? 

Xiaobao: *closes eyes* 

Yao: *rests his thumb on Xiaobao's chest* 

Thereafter, his fox tail and ears appeared.

Yao: there you go.

Xiaobao: wooohoo!! I'm a fox!! I'm a hulijing! I'm so happy, A-Die! Huaien, look!

Do I look cute?

Huaien: *caresses his cheek* very cute* 

Xiaobao: heehee.

Rusong: you look fabulous. 

Xiaobao: thank you Rusong gege!

Xiaoyu: gege, can I touch your hulijing tail? 

Xiaobao: sure! 

Meng Shi: this is pure happiness, Yao'er. 

Yao: isn't it precious. *smile* 

Meng shi: he deserves all the love. 

Yao: definitely. *signals an attendant, who brought a tray with a golden hairpiece (guan) with a jade hairpin, a ceal and a couple of valuable gifts. 

Xiaobao: are these for me? 

Yao: all for you! Then I'll gift Xiaoyu something. 

*puts the guan in his hair* you're officially a Meng Dianxia, so you deserve a guan. 

I'll design you guans to look like the golden hairpieces you wear on a daily basis. 

I figured you like that style.

Xiaobao: thank you! But this one is beautiful too! 

Yao: this is your Dianxia ceal. And these are just boxes of precious gems, gold and ornaments. 

Xiaobao: I love that!! 

Yao: I have already commissioned clothes and jewelry for you and Xiaoyu, as well as these beautiful outfits for tomorrow. 

Xiaobao: tomorrow? Is there any event?

Yao: of course there is. I'm hosting a party for you. 

Everyone must know that you're a part of the Meng family.

Xiaobao: I can't wait! 

Jingyi: A-Die's parties are always the best.

Rusong: yea. Last time we got a chocolate fountain.

Xiaobao: REALLTY??? I heard that's really exotic! 

Rusong: Nothings really exotic when it comes to A-Die. 

Jingyi: remember when xue yang got a sugar rush?!

Rusong: oh gosh *laughing* he was bouncing off the walls.

Jingyi: we should ban him from the chocolate fountain.

Xue yang: oh you try! 

Xiaobao: why is he like this.

Rusong: he has a crazy sweet tooth. And A-Die always gives him candy. 

But it's just a coping mechanism and the childhood trauma. 

You recognize his broken finger?

Xiaobao: no? 

I thought he just liked fancy gloves to be honest.

Rusong: some idiot rolled over his hand and broke his finger, when he wanted candy. 

Xiaobao: that's so cruel. 

Xiaoyu: *thugs on his sleeve* Huangdi diedie. What are you going to gift me? 

Yao: well dear *lifts her up* All Meng ladies deserve Meng jewelry. 

Qin Su: here you go, baby. *puts a bracelet on her hand* You're also a Meng now. 

Xiaoyu: oooo shiney. Thank you A-niang! 

Qin Su: now you and Hua can match.

Yao: amazing..

Xiaobao, do you have a sword? Do you know how to play any instrument?

Xiaobao: yea I have a sword but I'm bad at swordfighting. It's not really my thing.

Yao: that's fine. I won't force you then. 

But if you wish to learn, I'll teach you. 

Xiaobao: thank you! Can you teach me music?! 

Yao: of course. We're a musical family, so you must. 

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